Dale
Dale is a character created by Onision, who is a sexist, vegetarian, divorcee parent.
Dale is often portrayed as the levelheaded ex husband of Vicky, another character, who proves her wrong on a regular basis. He is also portrayed as a sexist, ignoring Vicky and telling her to get him a "sammich" when she's trying to tell him she's pregnant, and being the commentator for "10 Annoying Things Women Do"